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Wild Bill Hickok

Some     adjective     point a man's due to stop arguing with his-self and feeling twice the     adjective     fool he knows he is 'cause he can't be something he tries to be every     adjective     day without once getting to dinnertime and     adjective     it up.  I don't want to fight it anymore, understand me Charlie?  And I don't want you     adjective     in my ear about it.  Can you let me go to hell the way I want to?